BBJ
Frank, weren't you a Boy Scout?
Yes. I was. Later, I was Scoutmaster.
Until those little ingrates set fire to his pants.
Not true. That was a drill.
“Margaret's Engagement” · Season 5
In this episode: Frank Marion Burns (3), Hawkeye Pierce (1), BJ Hunnicutt (1), Margaret Houlihan (1)
I'm fine, Mom. Well actually, I'm not. You see, I had this friend. And this friend only pretended to like me. You know, the way Dad used to?
Yeah. I thought I'd hit the town with that new nurse.
You mean the little red-headed one with the freckles on her nose?
Yeah, that one.
Don't you think she's a bit young for you?
(smugly) Well, yeah. I just thought that a little youth would be nice for a change.
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