Lie down and rest.
I'd rather do it in my own bed.
All right, go back to your tent.
My bed in Toledo.
“It Happened One Night” · Season 4
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (2), Radar O'Reilly (2), Colonel Potter (1), Maxwell Klinger (1)
JJenkins
Halt, who goes there?
It's the Colonel.
JJenkins
Oh, sorry, go ahead, sir.
Don't you want to know the password?
JJenkins
I already know it, sir.
[On the phone] I'm trying to get the shelling stopped, it's outgoing.
[A loud artillery explosion is heard, a patient in the ward is heard screaming]
That's OUR stuff?
Well, we can't let them have all the fun. [Another artillery explosion briefly dims the lights; Radar turns to the phone] Yeah, 386? Yeah, this is MASH 4077th, can you cut the heavy overhead stuff? We're a hospital here, we've got patien-! [Hears from the other end of the phone]
What?
He's got a suggestion, but I think it's physically impossible.
Give me that phone. [Takes the phone] Who is this?
Lt. Gage.
Lt. Gage? Capt. Pierce, here. Listen, those shells of yours are bouncing our guys right out of their beds, give us a break, huh? We're on the same team! [Listens to Gage's response] Uh huh...[Hands the phone back to Radar]
What did he say?
You're right, Radar. He's got a lot to learn about anatomy.
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