“The Longjohn Flap” · Season 1
In this episode: Hawkeye Pierce (2), Frank Marion Burns (2), Trapper John McIntyre (2), Henry Blake (1)
[to Henry] We're here to report a pair of missing Longjohns.
[also to Henry] Which we own and you are wearing.
Can you identify them?
I've got a better idea. How about you identify them? [Trapper covers Henry's eyes] Without looking.
Well they're long...
And they're johns... they must be his.
[to Klinger] The next time I see you, I wanna see a shine on those high heels!
[Upon seeing Frank in the longjohns.] Look at what the giant rodent has on his body.
Supparating pustules, if there's any justice. [to Frank] Where'd you get those longjohns!
Wouldn't you like to know!
[picks up empty gas can and prepares to swing at Frank.] Those are mine you hermaphroditic weasel!
Possession is 9/10 of the law, Pierce. And I'm sleeping with a loaded baseball bat under my pillow, so don't try anything!
If I didn't think it would keep you warm, Frank, I'd come over there and beat you to a pulp. Say your prayers, Frank, or the tooth fairy may come and knock out all your teeth!
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