Bud, Peggy and others in “A Dump of My Own”

Where's Dad?

In the bathroom breaking in his new toilet.

[Al walks in the living room and sits on the couch] How was it, honey?

I don't know, Peg. I'm constipated. This is the worst day of my life. I wonder if this ever happened to Dad?

Aww, honey. Do you want me to undercook you some chicken?

No thanks, Peg. It'll take more than raw poultry to fix what's wrong with me. [Al turns on TV]

And now back to the rest of ABC's lineup, Roseanne and the Emmy winning Thirtysomething.