Al
Why did we buy a house with only one bathroom?
Peggy
Because all the other houses in our price range were on fire. Except for that lovely house with no kitchen that I wanted.
Al
Well, we all have our disappointments. I have to sleep with mine.
Peggy
Is that its new name?
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