Peg
I swear that he is more in love with that toilet than he is with me.
Marcy
Oh, of course he is not.
Al
Hey, Peg [hugs the toilet]. Daddy loves you. Daddy loves you.
Peg
What does that toilet have that I don't?
Al
A job.
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