Well, that takes care of that. The traps are set, and that mouse has seconds to live. So as usual, it proves that Daddy's life is dirt, and he's defeated the enemy.
Don't be too sure, Dad. It says right here mice are pretty intelligent.
Yeah, right. Look, Bud. A mouse has a brain about this big.
[Al makes a tiny circle with his forefinger and thumb]
Mine's at least twice that size.
Yeah, but if you only use it half as much, it becomes a fair fight again.
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