Peg and Al in “Build a Better Mousetrap”

Peg

Is it dead, Al?

Al

It doodied on the trap, Peg, and in my bowling shoe.

Peg

Something went in your shoe and lived? This is no ordinary mouse. Will you call an exterminator now?

Al

Nah, now it's personal. Not only will I catch this mouse, I'll torture it. I'll smack him around. I'll throw it against the wall. And, if there's any life left in its twitching, little body, I'll strap it to a chair, tape its eyelids open, and make it watch Thirtysomething.