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Married... with Children · Season 2, Episode 15

Bud, Peg and others in “Build a Better Mousetrap”

Did you hear any noises last night, Mom?

Well, your father had gas.

No, these were noises I've never heard before.

Well, it could have been a girl moaning your name.

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