Santa's gone. I'll never be able to enjoy Christmas again.
Well, you're in the right place.
Oh, buck up. These things happen.
Marcy (shocked over Peg's cavalier attitude): When has this happened?!
Peg (stands up and walks over to Marcy): Come on, Marcy. Cheer up. It could have been worse. He could have landed on the picket fence.
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