Kid: I wanna sit on your lap.
Al: [dressed as Santa] All right, but make it quick. Santa has hemorrhoids.
Al: [dressed as Santa] All right, but make it quick. Santa has hemorrhoids.
Kid : I wanna sit on your lap.
Al : [dressed as Santa] All right, but make it quick. Santa has hemorrhoids.
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