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Married... with Children · Season 2, Episode 3

Steve and Al in “If I Were a Rich Man”

Listen, Al. Monday, when they check the duty roster, one word is gonna come down from above: Rhoades. And I will have one word for them: Bundy.

Listen, Steve. I didn't take it!

AL! We're talkin' 20 to 50 with chainsaw killers. And don't think I'm servin' time alone, bunkie. If I'm going to be playing in the showers with maniacs, you're gonna be passing the soap!

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