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Married... with Children · Season 2, Episode 3

Announcer and Al in “If I Were a Rich Man”

[The radio plays during a view of the empty Bundy household.]

AAnnouncer

And on a local note, tragedy was narrowly averted moments ago, when a sobbing woman and her two hysterical children were talked down from a ledge on the Sears Tower. It's believed to be the first family suicide attempt in Chicago history. The woman was quoted as sobbing, "Shoes! He sells shoes!"

[Al enters the house.]

I'm home!

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