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Married... with Children · Season 2, Episode 3

A scene from “If I Were a Rich Man”

Kelly (as she's writing down the things she can buy with the money Al allegedly took): A cashmere sweater, a CD player...(lustfully): David Lee Roth chained to my bed!

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