Bud, Mom and Dad are coming home tommorrow. Is there any way I talk you into taking full balme for this?
Sure. You can find me a woman who wont say no.
So there's no way then.
“Sofa So Good” · Season 8, Episode 14
In this episode: Bud Bundy (5), Kelly Bundy (4), Peg (1)
Well this is just as much your fault. If you had of doubted me like you always do this never would have happened.
Nice try Pyronymph!
I didn't have anything to do with this, I was out with a girl.
And do you really think thier going to believe that?
[Bud walks in to find Kelly putting out the fire on the remains of the sofa] Whos going to tell mom about this? Oh wait, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can."
I am sure Mom is having a good time so she will not suspect anything amiss.
Phone rings
Hello?
Cut to Wanker County, Peg is on a payphone
Is my couch OK?
Oh, hi Mom.
I sense something is wrong.
Well, you know Bud could have broken his arm or I could have been kidnapped.
I don't care about that you zagnut! Is my couch OK?
Um, yeah, why do you ask?
When my bottom got red hot I knew I had to call home.
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