[A fat woman named Barbara is having shoes put onto her at Gary's and both men are trying to remove it.]
BBarbara
OW! You're hurting my baby toe!
DDexter
Ma'am, there ain't a damn thing on your body that's "baby".
“Nooner Or Nothing” · Season 8, Episode 21
In this episode: Al Bundy (3), Peg (2), Kelly Bundy (1), Bud Bundy (1)
Where are you going?
We're going to the Burned Beyond Recognition concert. We received two free tickets as a consolation prize from the Rick Dees show.
Wait, Daddy's the reason that we don't have those tickets. We should have them.
Are you kidding me? You don't know what I had to go through to get those tickets. You don't know where I've been. And believe me, it wasn't Tahiti.
But Dad, you don't even like B.B.R.
Well, I don't like S-E-X with M-O-M, but it's my J-O-B.
Great, you get upstairs, I'll put the chicken out.
[Al forcibly escorts Marcy out of the Bundy house.]
[Al is trying to remove a shoe off a fat woman with Dexter when Peg has called him to sing to her.]
Come on, Al, I really wanna hear "Wind Beneath My Wings."
Then jump off the roof, Peg.
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