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S8 E14

Married... with Children · Season 8, Episode 14

Bud, Kelly and others in “Sofa So Good”

Bud

I am sure Mom is having a good time so she will not suspect anything amiss.

Phone rings

Kelly

Hello?

Cut to Wanker County, Peg is on a payphone

Peg

Is my couch OK?

Kelly

Oh, hi Mom.

Peg

I sense something is wrong.

Kelly

Well, you know Bud could have broken his arm or I could have been kidnapped.

Peg

I don't care about that you zagnut! Is my couch OK?

Kelly

Um, yeah, why do you ask?

Peg

When my bottom got red hot I knew I had to call home.

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