Well, I just saved your worthless hides, and I think I deserve a hearty, "Good job, Kelly, thank you."
Well, you might have gotten a nice thank you if you hadn't said we'd move faster if we lightened the load, then unhitched the horse!
“England Show: Part 3” · Season 6, Episode 26
In this episode: Al Bundy (2), Kelly Bundy (1)
WWinston
Hey... come over to our side, yeah? Yeah. Your death will be quicker.
TTrevor
No! Come to our side! At least we won't eat you afterwards.
WWinston
That is an ugly rumor, started by people who are jealous! Besides, it's dark over here. We couldn't tell. It's hard to know what we were eating sometimes, wasn't it?
What're you in for?
OMOld Man
Stole an ashtray from the Ritz. You?
Towel from the Suvoy. Whatta they feed ya in here?
OMOld Man
Bread and water.
...Then it's truly the best vacation I ever had!
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