CCaptain
This is your captain speaking. Will the gentleman in 24B please put his shoes back on? I'm choking to death.
AL!
Oh, please. They show us the movie Dutch and they think I stink?
I'd like to talk to you today about women. I don't like 'em. I mean, you folks are English, but even you can't like women. I mean, you're sitting home, watching sports, and that's the exact time that they pick to plant their ever widening, what you call bums next to you, and ask "Remember that restaurant we went to 18 years ago. Did you think that waitress was pretty?" Then you tell them to shut up, and they get mad. Now, I'm not proposing a solution, ‘cause I gotta go soon, I see my wife looking, but I'd just like to say "I don't like 'em." Now could I get a "Whoa, women. I DON'T LIKE 'EM?"
CCrowd
Whoa, women. I DON'T LIKE 'EM.
Oh, by the way, am I alone in hating the French.
CCrowd
No!
I thought not.
WWinston
It is the St Paul's Cathedral.
BThe Bundys
Great.
WWinston
There is Parliament.
BThe Bundys
Great.
WWinston
Tower Bridge.
BThe Bundys
Great.
WWinston
And the Trafalgar Square.
BThe Bundys
Great.
WWinston
The Buckingham Palace.
BThe Bundys
Great.
Look! A McDonald's!
Peg, quick! Get the camera!
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