Al: What're you in for?
Old Man: Stole an ashtray from the Ritz. You?
Al: Towel from the Suvoy. Whatta they feed ya in here?
Old Man: Bread and water.
Al:...Then it's truly the best vacation I ever had!
Season 7

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