Married... with Children · Season 4, Episode 13
“Who'll Stop The Rain” · Season 4, Episode 13
In this episode: Al Bundy (2), Peg (2), Kelly Bundy (1), Bud Bundy (1)
Al, just call a roofer.
There. Right there, Peg, is the problem with America. We've lost our spirit of self-reliance. Something's broken, call someone. Something's leaking, call someone. One of the kids suffers a ruptured appendix, call someone. Whatever happened to rugged American manhood?
Well we don't know yet, Dad. Kelly's tests haven't come back from the lab yet.
Chew Dad's socks!
Eat Mom's food!
Oh, Al, you fell.
Al (as he gets into bed): Yes, Peg, I did. (Peg makes a kissy face at Al and eyes him suggestively): But obviously not far enough.
Peg (to Kelly and Bud): Now, Daddy's going to fall off the roof again. You know what to do.
Kelly and Bud (in unison): Get the camera.
Peg (shakes her head): No. We already have enough pictures of Daddy on the floor in the wedding album.
As God is my witness, I'll never be wet again!
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