I want a vacation.
Peg, if you wanna visit someplace new, try the kitchen. Oh, and why don't you get a picture of yourself with the refrigerator. You know, "Ol' Empty"?
“You Gotta Know When To Fold 'Em: Part 1” · Season 4, Episode 16
In this episode: Al Bundy (3), Peg (1), Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (1)
God, I hate men!
I thought you were man's best friend. Oh wait, that's a dog, not a chicken. Sorry, Marce.
TATV Announcer
Today on Becky: Men: Scum or Slime?
(Peg grimaces and changes the channel)
TATV Announcer #2
Today on Lorraine: Men: Couldn't You Just Puke?
(Peg, still unsatisfied, changes the channel again)
TATV Announcer #3
Today on Sharon: Men: Upright Dogs With Paychecks?
Peg (changes the channel again): That's what I hate about this time of year: nothing on but reruns.
Kids, get a change of clothes and a baseball bat, 'cuz we're going to Vegas!
(Bud and Kelly exchange glances as the episode ends on a freeze-frame with the words, "TO BE CONTINUED", on the bottom of the screen)
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