Which brings us to a little promise you made just last spring...
Sex again. Peg, we've been married for seventeen years. Now can't we just be friends?
No! I don't like you, I just want to have sex with you.
“Hot Off The Grill” · Season 4, Episode 1
In this episode: Al Bundy (5), Peg (1), Kelly Bundy (1)
Labor Day... what does it mean to us? To answer that question, we must hark back to earlier times. You see, kids, while the cavewoman sat around getting fat, smoking cigarettes, and watching the Phil Jabberman show, the caveman braved the elements, risking life and limb, with only the hair on his back...
[Dissolve to later.]
In 1492, Columbus brought Labor Day to America...
[Dissolve to still later.]
...and the women still did nothing! And that's what Labor Day means to me.
Guys, guys, guys. This should be a happy day, not fighting, and arguing, and... (looks at Peggy) having sex with our spouses.
Ah, this is gonna be just great. You know, there's nothing like spending Labor Day with the family, and good food and good friends. (sobs) Oh, God. What a charade! (looks at Peggy) Oh, God!
I don't want to sit around the house all day and sleep. It's like being at school.
No, the difference between here and school is, you'll be out of here when you're eighteen.
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