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Married... with Children · Season 4, Episode 1

Kelly and Al in “Hot Off The Grill”

Kelly

I don't want to sit around the house all day and sleep. It's like being at school.

Al

No, the difference between here and school is, you'll be out of here when you're eighteen.

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