Labor Day... what does it mean to us? To answer that question, we must hark back to earlier times. You see, kids, while the cavewoman sat around getting fat, smoking cigarettes, and watching the Phil Jabberman show, the caveman braved the elements, risking life and limb, with only the hair on his back...
[Dissolve to later.]
In 1492, Columbus brought Labor Day to America...
[Dissolve to still later.]
...and the women still did nothing! And that's what Labor Day means to me.
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