There are two things Peggy Bundy doesn't do. Number one: cook, clean, sew, vacuum, iron and parent. And number two: exercise.
“Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics” · Season 4, Episode 2
In this episode: Peg (2), Al Bundy (1), Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (1)
JJJim Jupiter
I'm Jim Jupiter, the healthiest man in Chicago.
Then you should heal quick when I pull your spine through your mouth.
You know, you got a lot of nerve. Did I come over your house when you won the "Woman in Banking" award?
Yes, you did. And you stole a whole chicken.
Yeah, but least I didn't wiggle my butt in front of it when I did it.
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