What do I need a computer for?
News updates.
Newspaper.
Social events.
TV guide.
Recipes.
[placing arm around Peg] Don't eat.
Doctor's appointments.
Don't care.
“The Computer Show” · Season 3, Episode 20
In this episode: Al Bundy (2), Peg (2), Kelly Bundy (1), Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (1), Steve Rhoades (1)
I didn't marry a happy man.
No, you did, Peg. You just turned him into me.
Uh, Mom? Is this truly the end? 'Cuz, if it is, I'm not walking him.
Don't worry, honey. If Daddy the dog is anything like Daddy the man, he'll just tuck a newspaper under his paw and lock himself in a tree for an hour.
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