Honey, take a picture of me so you can remember me when I was beautiful.
What, you're gonna get worse?
BWA big woman
(to Al) Hey! You're in my sun. I'm trying to get an all-over tan.
Well, you're asking a lot of the sun.
WWoman
(Sobs) Oh!
[Steve has just asked Al for a favor.]
What? Grab your wife's legs and make a wish.
[Marcy is offended and stands up to try to strangle Al.]
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