Married... with Children · Season 1, Episode 11
“Nightmare on Al's Street” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Peg (2), Al Bundy (1), Kelly Bundy (1), Marcy Rhoades-D'Arcy (1)
I thought you liked the Cubs.
I do. I just hate watchin' them from the roof on that apartment building where Dad always gets the seats.
Well, honey, maybe some day they'll forget about that fan interference call that kept the Cubs out of the World Series and let Daddy back into the stadium.
I hope so. It looks so stupid with just us and the Pulaskis doin' the wave.
In the sixteen years I've been married to Al I've learned there are certain things never to ask for. Never approach him for sex during Wide World of Sports, unless women's gymnastics are on, then you got a shot. Never approach him for sex in the morning; he thinks that is just disgusting. And never ever tell him he's right.
Why?
Because he's a man, Marcy. And the only thing uglier than a man who thinks he's right is Al. Believe me, I know this from experience.
(Al dips his finger in his juice and licks it)
Mmm, I'm full. Peg, as usual, every day's Thanksgiving.
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