It's not every year Kelly gets promoted to the next grade.
“Where's the Boss” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Peg (2), Kelly Bundy (1)
All right, who put this ad in the paper? "Cheap blonde, 16, looks 30, seeks job out of state. No reading or writing, please"?!
Hey Al, isn't she the one who got wedged in the escalator?
FWFat Woman
You must be the wife.
And you must be why they're starving in China.
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