Ooh, Malcolm. Having lunch with your girlfriend?
She's not my girlfriend.
I don't know. I think I see a spark. (bops Cynthia's nose) Boop!
Please don't do that.
Malcolm (to the camera): Yeah, that'll help.
Aw, she doesn't like to be touched. Well, maybe, I'll do this.
(Cynthia grabs Reese's arm and twists it, Reese falls on the table)
Now, say your body is composed entirely of snot.
Reese (sobbing in pain): My body is composed entirely of snot.
Cynthia (to Malcolm): Anything you'd like to add?
I'm good.
(Cynthia lets go of Reese and he walks off still in pain)
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