Francis [to Malcolm]: I'm warning you, keep Mom out of your love life!
Mom has nothing to do with this.
Trust me, yes, she does -- she will ruin it, I swear! Whatever Mom tells you, don't do it. And don't do the opposite, either! The way it's worked for me is... Actually, it's never worked for me.
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