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S1 E8

Malcolm in the Middle · Season 1, Episode 8

Malcolm, Dewey and others in “Krelboyne Picnic”

Malcolm

[about Malcolm's class picnic] There won't be any meat. They all decided they didn't want to eat anything that has a mother.

Dewey

Cousin Nancy doesn't have a mother.

Lois

That's right. She has two daddies.

Reese

Two guys as your parents? That house has to be a dude's paradise.

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