Malcolm
[about Malcolm's class picnic] There won't be any meat. They all decided they didn't want to eat anything that has a mother.
Dewey
Cousin Nancy doesn't have a mother.
Lois
That's right. She has two daddies.
Reese
Two guys as your parents? That house has to be a dude's paradise.
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