Lois, I really think he's gonna do it this time! You gotta stop him! [Francis storms in and seizes a poker from the fireplace]
There you are! I drove by eighty miles of blunt objects just to get to you! I HOPE YOU RUN!
You better make that first swing count, princess!
[While Francis attempts to stab his grandma]
Hal...
Right. [Calming down Francis] Son. Don't feel bad. In some parallel universe you did it.
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