[A furious Hal and Lois are forced to miss Dewey's play by having to pick up an injured Reese and Malcolm from the hospital. Malcolm has a black eye, his head bandaged up and a broken arm. Reese has the worst of the injuries being in a body cast, his neck in a brace, and has a hard time walking in it.]
I should've told the doctor to sew furs and tails on you boys because you're animals! Only animals are easier because then I can have you FIXED!
[Facing Malcolm and Reese] For all the good it does, you're grounded again!
Thanks a lot for getting me grounded on my birthday!
Oh boo hoo, I was grounded on my birthday!
I was just standing up for myself! There is such a thing as justice, you know?!
Well, there is such a thing as "Shut up"!
Stop it. Malcolm, do you remember what you did for your birthday last year?
Nothing. I was grounded then, too.
[to Reese] And what about your birthday?
You grounded me after I smashed Malcolm's face into the cake.
And your birthday before that?
Pretty much this.
[to Malcolm] Wait. When did you push me off the pony?
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