Not so fast.
[Craig shows up to the comic book store in a heroic fashion. Hal is shocked and Dean is upset by his appearance.]
This transaction does not concern you, Feldspar.
That's Craig Feldspar, he's a level 45 Dungeon Master.
(confronting Dean for attempting to sell Hal a $50 mark up of a bad comic book) What cereal box did you shake this out of, Dean?
It's the first print, totally collectible.
Oh, should we check the Overstreet? Wait, we don't have to! 1997: First and only printing. 50,000 returns all in circulation. I keep this in my bathroom, but not for reading. This isn't a comic book store, it's a novelty shop!
[Dean attempts to sell Hal a "rare" comic book of Spider-Man fighting the Green Goblin by taking it out of it's plastic covering hoping to take advantage of his naiveté and get his money. Craig isn't buying it and spills soda on it.]
What are you doing?
Fear not, it was only a 1993 reprint. If that had been an original, he would've thrown himself at it.
[He and Bob are now betrayed by Dean after hearing Craig out] Dude, you told me that was real.
Now, lets talk business!
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