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Malcolm in the Middle · Season 7

“Burning Man” quotes from Malcolm in the Middle

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“Burning Man” · Season 7

In this episode: Malcolm (2), Reese (2), Lois (1), Hal (1), Dewey (1)

[Dewey walks in on Malcolm and Reese planning to sneak off to Burning Man]

Oh, God, Burning Man again? Every year it's the same thing. "This time we're totally going!" "Oh, yeah, totally!" And every year you chicken out with some pathetic excuse. My personal favourite was last year's "really bad Slurpee headache."

See? That is exactly the kind of ignorant talk I'd expect from someone who doesn't have any appreciation for what Burning Man is. A week of freedom out in the desert! Naked women! Getting back to your primal nature! Naked women! People doing art! Naked women!

Are all the women naked? [Reese punches him] Oof!

That is all you heard, isn't it?

[After Malcolm inadvertently convinces Hal and Lois to go to Burning Man]

What a great idea, Malcolm! [Reese glares at Malcolm]

[sarcastically] Yeah, maybe next year, we can take Grandma to Mardi Gras!

You think I enjoy having powers I can't control?! Believe me, I'd much rather be as stupid as you are!

Don't try sucking up to me now!

Dewey, we are civilized people. We make arbitrary boundaries that we defend to the death.

AAnita

I don't want you doing things just because I want you to do them.

Th-Th-Then I won't, if that's what you want! [beat] Crap.

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