Malcolm in the Middle · Season 5
“Christmas Trees” · Season 5
In this episode: Lois (1), Hal (1), Craig Feldspar (1), Piama Tananahaakna (1)
Every time you come into contact with me and my family, something horrible happens to you. I can't deal with the guilt anymore.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Come on, if it weren't for us you'd still have all your teeth, you wouldn't flinch every time you saw a ceiling fan, your car would never have been filled with bees.
Coincidences.
Craig, you broke your foot looking up a phone number for me.
The only way I've managed to get through my crappy life with any shred of self-worth is by living in denial. If I let myself get beaten by failure, I would have quit after one kid.
That's not my problem. You get them out, or you will be spending Christmas in a jail cell.
Thanks for spending Christmas with my relatives.
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