Every time you come into contact with me and my family, something horrible happens to you. I can't deal with the guilt anymore.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Come on, if it weren't for us you'd still have all your teeth, you wouldn't flinch every time you saw a ceiling fan, your car would never have been filled with bees.
Coincidences.
Craig, you broke your foot looking up a phone number for me.
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