What are you doing with toilet paper?
I got my hands on some canned fruit, I traded those for batteries, the batteries for DVDs, and I swapped those with the janitor for the school's entire supply of toilet paper. Once the "specially seasoned" meatloaf works its magic, I can name my price.
You know, that's not only unbelievably evil, but you actually put some thought and effort into it. I'm impressed.
Reese Something about people being miserable and suffering brings out the best in me. Thanks for noticing.
We're sorry we left the couch on the railroad tracks and wrecked the train.
G Guard
Do not set foot outside this area. Not one foot!
I would just like to get one thing clear. When we go home, you fellas are still gonna be a presence in the community, right?
G Guard
If I wasn't in uniform, I'd take a swing at you myself.
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