“The Monolith” quotes from Mad Men

Roger

We've got a computer. It's going to do lots of magical things, like make Harry Crane seem important.

Don

LeaseTech, the company we're leasing the computer from, is a virgin. I think we should prepare a presentation while their guy is here and push 'em over the edge.

New business.

Don

That whole industry is exploding. The sky has exponential growth.

Have you forgotten the stipulations?

Don

Fine, tell somebody else. I mean, the apple is right there.

You have a fundamental misunderstanding of what went wrong here.

Don

So, that's it? You want me to be a janitor? Whistle while I work?

You thought there was going to be a big creative crisis and we would pull you off the bench, but in fact we've been doing just fine.

Don

So why am I even here? I could have gone anywhere.

Why are you here?

Don

Because I started this agency!

Along with a dead man whose office you now inhabit.

Freddy

You know, you never have to have a drink again.

Don

I don't wanna hear that.

Freddy

You're hung over, it's the best time to hear it. Are you just gonna kill yourself? Give them what they want? Or are you gonna go in your room, put on your uniform, fix your bayonet and hit the parade? Do the work, Don.