[holding up a bottle] Why is this empty?
AAllison
Because you drank it all.
S4 E4The Rejected
[after Joyce kisses her] I have a boyfriend.
JJoyce
He doesn't own your vagina.
No, but he's renting it.
[about a focus group] Can you imagine? Your financial future is in the hands of a room full of 22 year old girls.
Not mine.
S4 E5The Chrysanthemum and the Sword
Since when is forgiveness a better quality than loyalty?
HSHachi Saito
[in Japanese, about the well-endowed Joan] How does she not fall over?
Not very subtle, are they?
ATAkira Takahashi
No, they are not.
Chaough said he's in my rear-view mirror. Well, guess what? I'm gonna make a left turn - right off a cliff.
S4 E6Waldorf Stories
Have you been yelled at by Don yet?
SRStan Rizzo
I'm not scared of him.
So that's a no.
They don't seem to give awards for what I do.
And what is that?
[about Don] Find guys like him.
[to Peggy, about Don] I know you're his favorite. I bet he takes you hunting and lets you carry the carcasses in your mouth.
S4 E7The Suitcase
It's your job. I give you money, you give me ideas.
And you never say thank you.
That's what the money is for!
My Uncle Mac said he had a suitcase that was always packed. He said a man has to be ready to go at any moment. Jesus, maybe it's a metaphor.
I mean, I know what I'm supposed to want, but it just never feels right, or as important as anything in that office.
[about her pregnancy] Do you ever think about it?
I try not to, but then it comes up out of nowhere. [She pauses] Playgrounds.
What happened?
Somebody very important to me died.
Who?
The only person in the world who really knew me.
That's not true.
It's your job. I give you money, you give me ideas.
And you never say thank you.
That's what the money is for! You should be thanking me every morning when you wake up, along with Jesus, for giving you another day!
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