[holding up a bottle] Why is this empty?
AAllison
Because you drank it all.
“The Rejected” · Season 4, Episode 4
In this episode: Don Draper (2), Peggy Olson (1), Freddy Rumsen (1)
[after Joyce kisses her] I have a boyfriend.
JJoyce
He doesn't own your vagina.
No, but he's renting it.
[about a focus group] Can you imagine? Your financial future is in the hands of a room full of 22 year old girls.
Not mine.
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