What would you do if you were me? Would you love you?
I was surprised you ever loved me.
S3 E11The Gypsy and the Hobo
I can explain.
I know you can. You're a gifted storyteller.
Where do you want me to start?
What's your name?
[slowly] Donald Draper. But it used to be Dick Whitman.
S3 E12The Grown-Ups
I found out yesterday that Head of Accounts is going to Kenny and his haircut.
Have you been drinking?
The whole country is drinking!
I have to go to the printer.
I know a nooner when I hear one.
You're disgusting.
S3 E13Shut the Door. Have a Seat
Mr. Hooker! I've been sacked. Please have my office and things put in storage at this address.
JHJohn Hooker
What's happened?
You're a sharp boy, you'll figure it out.
[to Don] You say things and you don't mean them. And you can't just do that.
No. Because there are people out there who buy things, people like you and me. And something happened. Something terrible. And the way that they saw themselves is gone. And nobody understands that. But you do. And that's very valuable.
Is it?
With you or without you I'm moving on. And I don't know if I can do it alone. Will you help me?
What if I say no? You'll never speak to me again.
No. I will spend the rest of my life trying to hire you.
[as they leave their old offices] How long do you think it'll take us to be in a place like this again? :Don Draper: I never saw myself working in a place like this.
Peggy, can you get me some coffee?
No.
You had everything you ever wanted. Everything! And you loved it! And now I'm not good enough for some spoiled, mainline brat?!
That's right!
[Answers the phone to a call from London] Saint-John, how are you?
SJSaint-John Powell
What in God's name is going on over there?
I think at this point it should be very clear.
SJSaint-John Powell
You're fired. You're fired for costing this company millions of pounds. You're fired for insubordination. You're fired for lack of character!
[cheerfully] Very good. Happy Christmas!
BBert
Young men love risk because they can't imagine the consequences.
You old men love building golden tombs and sealing the rest of us in with you.
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