Don Draper
[looking at a whiskey ad] Can you believe this? What is the world coming to?
Sal Romano
That is a big bottle.
Don Draper
That's not a bottle, that's a date.
Sal Romano
My oh my, what a big bottle you have.
Don
Sorry honey, but I'm taken. I just pawned my typewriter so we can be together all weekend.
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