[to Peggy] You want to be taken seriously? Stop dressing like a little girl.
S2 E6Maidenform
[Don's secretary is completely sunburned after a day at the beach]
[to Don] Has your wife seen that yet? Do me a favor. Let me be there when it happens.
S2 E7The Gold Violin
JBJimmy Barrett
The drunker you are, the funnier I become. ABC did research.
[Don is visiting a Cadillac dealership, viewing the new 1962 Coupe de Ville]
WKWayne Kirkby
Afraid you'll fall in love?
Something like that.
WKWayne Kirkby
Well, I can see you have good taste. This is the one. 1962 Coupe de Ville; does everything but make breakfast. What are you in now?
I had a Dodge.
WKWayne Kirkby
Those are wonderful if you want to get somewhere. This is for when you've already arrived.
Is that right?
WKWayne Kirkby
Of course, someone like you, you don't need to see yourself in a Cadillac; you walk about in one every day. How'd you like your car to look like that? Look at you. I bet you'd be as comfortable in one of these as you would in your own skin. [hands Don his business card] Wayne Kirkby. Do you have a card? [Don gives Kirkby his business card] Oh, Sterling Cooper. Did Roger Sterling send you?
Yes.
WKWayne Kirkby
Let me go and get the keys, Mr. Draper. [Kirkby returns with the keys] Everything okay?
Yes.
WKWayne Kirkby
Well, let me take you for a drive.
No- thank you.
WKWayne Kirkby
I don't hear that a lot. Well- have a good day.
[Later, Kirkby returns as Don is sitting in the Coupe de Ville's driver's seat]
WKWayne Kirkby
You're back. I had a feeling. Would you like to take it for a drive?
Wayne, I would like to buy this car.
S2 E8A Night to Remember
A Night to Remember is every girl's dream. It holds the wholesome promise of the kind of hand holding that eventually leads to marriage.
S2 E9Six Month Leave
It's your life. You don't know how long it's gonna last, but you know it's got a bad ending. You've gotta move forward... as soon as you can figure out what that means.
[about Marilyn Monroe] You just don't imagine her ever being alone. She was so famous.
HHollis
Some people just hide in plain sight.
S2 E10The Inheritance
[to Roger] One day you'll lose someone who's important to you. You'll see. It's very painful.
[about the possibility of adoption] I don't know if I could love a child that's not even related to me.
We're not related by blood and you love me.
S2 E11The Jet Set
[Seeing people in the pool causes Pete to want to go swimming]
Come on.
You wanna be on vacation, Pete? 'Cause I can make that happen.
S2 E12The Mountain King
I have been watching my life. It's right there. I keep scratching at it, trying to get into it. I can't.
DDDon Draper/Dick Whitman
[holding out Meditations in an Emergency] Did you read it?
I did. It reminded me of New York. And it made me worry about you.
DDDon Draper/Dick Whitman
What about the cards? Should I be worried?
It's all here. You're definitely in a strange place. But here's the Sun.
DDDon Draper/Dick Whitman
[points to Judgement card] : That can't be good.
It is.
DDDon Draper/Dick Whitman
It's the end of the world.
It's the resurrection. Do you want to know what this means, or not?
DDDon Draper/Dick Whitman
No, I don't. I can smell the ocean.
[points to the World card] This is the one.
DDDon Draper/Dick Whitman
Who's she?
Shes the soul of the world. She's in a very important spot here. This is you; what you are bringing to the reading. She says you are part of the world. Air, water, every living thing is connected to you.
DDDon Draper/Dick Whitman
It's a nice thought.
It is.
DDDon Draper/Dick Whitman
What does it mean?
It means the only thing keeping you from being happy is the belief that you are alone.
DDDon Draper/Dick Whitman
What if it's true?
Then you can change.
DDDon Draper/Dick Whitman
People don't change.
I think she stands for wisdom. Once you live, you learn things.
There's a difference between wanting and having.
S2 E13Meditations in an Emergency
Pete, just tell the truth, don't worry about the outcome. People respect that.
Where have you been? You disappeared.
I had to have some time to think about things.
Must be nice. Needing time and just taking it, all on your own terms, not wondering what anybody thinks. Me, the children.
Bets, I'd do anything I could to undo what happened.
What happened?
I was not respectful to you.
Well, now I know I'm not crazy, that helps.
I can't walk away from this, I want to be with you, I want to be together again.
[shakes head] I don't know. Honestly, things haven't been that different without you.
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