[to her daughter] You don't kiss boys. Boys kiss you.
“Souvenir” · Season 3, Episode 8
In this episode: Ken Cosgrove (3), Don Draper (1), Pete Campbell (1), Betty Draper (1)
New York in August? It's like a great big hairy armpit museum.
Connie, this is my wife Betty.
CHConnie Hilton
By golly, you are an indecently lucky man.
Let me speak to the manager.
SSaleswoman
Of the entire store?
Of the republic of dresses. Whoever can help me with this because you're falling short.
Still working Campbell? There's no reason to show off... Cooper's in Montana, Sterling's in Jane and Draper's on vacation.
New York in August? It's like a great big melting wax museum. Nothing but those fat girls with the hairy armpits putting their feet in a fountain.
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