Roger, I just wanted to let you know I won't be collecting severance.
You got another job? Good for you. But you're still entitled.
It wouldn't be right. My signing bonus from Dow is so big it feels like a second helping.
What the hell are you talking about?
See, I wasn't just Ed's son-in-law. They actually value their relationships.
Well, I suppose they need a guy in fertilizer.
I'm taking Tom Schaeffer's old post. Head of Advertising.
So, you're going to fire us.
No, it's going to be way worse than that. I'm going to be your client. And I hate to tell you, but I'm very hard to please. Until we meet again. [leaves]
Shit.
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