Pete Campbell quotes from Mad Men

Can I ask you something? Did she seem happy?

Pete

[admittedly] Yes, she did.

Is it really so impossible to imagine?

Pete

What?

Couldn't it be that, if someone took care of you, very good care of you... if this person would do anything for you... If his well-being was his only thought... that you might begin to feel something for him? [smiles at Pete] When there's true love, it doesn't matter who it is.

Pete

Tell him I'll give him a month's pay, and tell him it's disgusting!

[embarrassed] Of course.

[reaching her hand into Pete's pants] Meet me in the ladies' room in 60 seconds.

Pete

[breathlessly] I have always wanted to do that!

Pete

I've secured Birdseye. I think Ferguson Donnelly is one happy man.

Roger

More like a man-and-a-half. As my father would say, he really puts the "Mick" in "McCann".

Ken

Roger, I just wanted to let you know I won't be collecting severance.

Roger

You got another job? Good for you. But you're still entitled.

Ken

It wouldn't be right. My signing bonus from Dow is so big it feels like a second helping.

Roger

What the hell are you talking about?

Ken

See, I wasn't just Ed's son-in-law. They actually value their relationships.

Roger

Well, I suppose they need a guy in fertilizer.

Ken

I'm taking Tom Schaeffer's old post. Head of Advertising.

Pete

So, you're going to fire us.

Ken

No, it's going to be way worse than that. I'm going to be your client. And I hate to tell you, but I'm very hard to please. Until we meet again. [leaves]

Pete

Shit.

Pete

I just talked Secor Laxatives into joining us.

Roger

Do you want to?

Don

Were they difficult to move?

Pete

The thing to do is not make that joke.

Pete

I was offered a job tonight. Because its origins were supernatural, I realize its benefits might be as well. I want you and Tammy to come with me. I want you to relocate to Wichita, pick out a house, and be my wife and family again.

Trudy

Peter, I'm not dismissing you, I'm just saying, with respect to whatever is happening with your eyes right now, that we both know the past can't be undone.

Pete

Says who? We're not even through half our lives. Even if we are, we're entitled to more!

Trudy

Of what?

Pete

[pause] Then we're entitled to something new. I wanna start over, and I know I can! I'm not so dumb anymore. I'm not ignoring the fact that I could lose your love.

Trudy

[gently] You never lost it. But I will not allow you to hurt me again.

Pete

[smiles] I love you, too.

Trudy

You think you can just come in here when I'm all disoriented and say the things I wanted you to say 2 years ago, and I'll just run away with you?

Pete

I said it to you 10 years ago, and I'm saying it now: I do.