Lupin III · Season 1
[Lupin barges into Jigen and Goemon's room. The two men wake up squealing like little girls. There's a short, awkward pause. Lupin goes to the end of Goemon's bed and looks at him curiously]
[blushing and clearing his throat] It seems I've had a bad dream.
[trying to look casual] Me, too.
[Lupin leaves, knowing his partners don't have the diamond]
I'm mad that you used my name at your will.
You're angry...
[She bawls]
[nervous] Granny... Listen, granny... [He moves over to console her] I'll forgive you. But please, don't do it again. Please.
[She looks up at him with a glare]
Lupin!
What kind of a look is that?
[The gang stand on each other's shoulders so that their lunatic friend can reach a diaper on a laundry line]
When I find that old lady, I'll show her who's boss.
[standing on Jigen's shoulders] I came to Broadway for this?
[standing on Goemon's shoulders] The four of us had to be mobilized for that?
[standing on Fujiko's shoulders] Just a bit more... there... just a bit more...
[He manages to grab the trivial thing]
That old bag is trying to make the article more interesting. She siphoned the gas out of the tank. We're out of gas!
[laughing lightly and pushing his fedora further down his face] That old biddy. I'm beginning to like her.
At the moment, the president is taking a nap. Until he wakes up, please wait in the waiting room.
OK. By the way... [He hits the guard with a tranquilizer dart] Why don't you take a nap as well?
I really ought to go there myself, but Pops is hot on my tail right now.
Grrr... Woof!
[A group of men in brown uniforms burst in on Jigen, who is sitting in a hotel room, holding a beverage glass and wearing a nightgown and a nightcap]
Well, I don't recall calling for room service.
Has a woman come into this room?
What woman? Sorry, man, but I'm a woman-hater.
If you're lying, you're in big trouble. Search the place!
[The men trash the room while Jigen calmly sits and has a drink. Fortunately, they don't notice the broken window the woman swung in through]
Damn it, she got away!
[The men leave as Jigen holds the door open for them]
[to the chief] Thank you for coming. Why don't you have a drink with me?
[The chief ignores him and leaves. Jigen kicks the door shut in a huff]
[disguised as a pilot] We're carrying too many people. One person has to get off or we're going to crash.
[fighting a thumb war with Zenigata] That's what he says. What are you going to do, Pops? I don't want to get off.
[also fighting the thumb war] I don't want to get off here either.
[watching Mr. Steel carry Fujiko off] I ain't gonna let my body have all the fun without me.
[disguising himself as a woman] Lupin has a weakness for women.
[He applies the lipstick. The white face paint and colorful clothes honestly make him look more like a clown. He answers his walkie-talkie]
Inspector, Lupin is here.
Alright, I understand. [He puts on a girlish voice] I'll be right there.
[seeing Mr. Steel as Lupin grope a woman in the park] He's really trying to act like Lupin, isn't he?
I'm not as bad as that.
[Mr. Steel in Lupin's body tries to chat up a disguised Zenigata]
His taste is as bad as yours.
Don't be silly. I wouldn't try and pick up Old Man Zenigata if I was offered.
What now, Lupin? Your body will be taken to prison.
This is the first time I've disguised myself as myself. It's really strange.
[Zenigata faints from the confusion of having his body transported into Mr. Steel's]
Poor thing. With his brain it's difficult to understand what's going on, you see.
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